a pretty damn good highschool. way better than broughton. we're in the top 50-something in the us, which is good for north cakalaki. there's a good amount of hot guys and girls, but watch out, there is a 75% chance that a nice looking young man takes it up the butt, and that's ok with most people there, except the homophobes. best swim team around. worst football team around. not much school spirit, but we make up for that in art and smart people. because WE are smarter than YOU.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

The freshest high school in Raleigh, North Carolina. Contrary to popular belief, it is not full of geeks and Asians, though they do make up a significant percentage. Yes, we know that sports are not our strongest point. But do you have higher test scores than us? That's what I thought.

the greatest high school in the country. no really, we really ARE better than you.

Epitome of greatness.

a ghetto place where all the gay fags go to get recognized for their artistic talent and intellectual brillance. also where broughton kids tell their nerds to go, 'cause we need none of that at broughton high school!