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When you have fecal matter position for launch out of your anus in a social situation where excusing yourself will be embarassing. Therefor the turd becomes your enemy. Another word for prairie dogging.
Did you see Brian's face turn green at the Christmas party before he excused himself? I think he had an enemy at the gate cause it smelled bad for a second.
by Carl Otto December 13, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1. A 2001 war film directed by Jean-Jacques Annaud, starring Jude Law, Joseph Fiennes and Ed Harris set during the Battle of Stalingrad in World War II.
2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.
2. An alcoholic shot named for the film containing a mix of vodka, Goldschläger, and Kahlúa.
1. Have you seen that movie Enemy At The Gates? Those snipers were crazy.
2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?
2. Who's down for a round of Enemy At The Gates?
by c.sharp January 23, 2009
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When you think you only feel like farting but when you actually fart you shit in your pants. The 'Gate' here refers to anum, i.e. asshole and the 'Enemy' to liquidified shit.
by Sac-Man October 29, 2010
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When a chick is 6 months pregnant and decides to have sex. The act of pounding the cervix, jake the snake creates a knocking sound that the child will remeber for the rest of his/her life.
What she had told me was the weight of the baby while she was standing up with all the years of enemy at the gates her cervix was about to give.
by Cervexor April 10, 2010