Listening to people talk endlessly about how cute their kids are is very endearritating.

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

"My dog is SO endearritating when he tries to shove his head under my hand while I'm trying to write. I mean, it's so frustrating but it's hard to scold him for doing something so sweet."