a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo.
american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!'
at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!'
by ** August 17, 2003
1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws.
Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
Random: "Thats awesome"
Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person"
(awkward silence)
by Sloppies' Sasquatch July 29, 2006
by Tracy M August 28, 2005
Mom: Oh look sweetie is that an emu there?? look at his hair!
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
Me: No mom, i think you mean an emo
Mom: oh *giggles* ok
by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 24, 2006
A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia.
by emu1 August 04, 2003
Tim donned his Emu persona by wearing black and pretending to be sensitive, just to get the cute emo girl to go out with him.
by Ann_Hedonia October 06, 2008
by 1/3 jeff May 03, 2020