An uncaring individual of a retail or customer service establishment who has no interest whatsoever in helping you.

Always there when you don't need them, and never around when you do.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

someone who is both a winner & a loser at the same time

The most belittling thing in the universe that an organization can do to a worker.

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

What I will be once I recatch that infamous awoling Psycho Bitch.