A person who shares the most intimate details of their life/heartbreak/feelings with strangers because it's cheaper than mental healthcare, and not subject to the same bias or advice that the person could receive from someone closer to the situation.

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

These whores are the worst kind of all, they simply just do not put out (virgins) but they still jump from guy to guy and make them deal with their bullshit!

A person who does not know how to be alone and that is why they are always in a relationship. A promiscuous person with emotions, who falls in love every day. Each of your relationships is the final one, even if you have just met your partner.
Someone like Ted Mosby.