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When you write a definition while being under extreme emotional distress in which the definition will end up sounding crazy and/or illogical
Example of a girl who broke up with his bf writing an emotional definition

Chad
A fucking dickhead asshole who cheats on his gf to fuck another slut who is way uglier than i am. He is a fuckboy who pretended to love me for who i am and now he's getting gonorrhea from some bitch cunt with a slutty attitude.

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Jared I know you're fucking reading this and I hope you die in hell for what you've done to me. Fuck you

(Note this did not actually happen but there are definitions like this on UD)
by Dubiks January 07, 2019
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
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