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a status update on facebook that is irrelevant to anyone who reads it and annoys everyone. These statuses are frequently a cry for attention and contain many grammatical errors and misspellings.
Rachel: bed time.... gotta be up at 6:30.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
Rachel: isn't feeling good... still... bedtime, get to sleep in tomorrow.
Rachel: thinks she has a staulker.
Wow, Rachel is really emobooking today.
by hatin friend February 06, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018