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Emily Syndrome is a condition exhibited by some girls across the world. To have Emily Syndrome is to mean that you are a very hot and sexy girl that's unaware of how hot and sexy you are.
by OG61 September 30, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Emily syndrome is a term for getting into a long-distance relationship over the internet while being too young to live and act on your own and having commitment issues on both sides due to being too young.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
May cause heartbreak, depression, sadness, denial and anti-socialization.
Steve hasn't been leaving the house and has been chatting with a girl over the internet non-stop. He may be suffering from the Emily Syndrome.
by SteveHartingtom September 01, 2016
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A synonym for beer goggles. Refers to the lowering of partner selection standards whilst heavily inebriated. Regret is a common after-effect of Emily Syndrome.
*at a party* Walker: Check out that dimepiece! Alfonso: Bro, you have Emily Syndrome, she's a 5 at highest.
by AnonymousWhatever January 24, 2016