A person who enjoys spending hours looking at hot guys (like Niall Horan) and does like a good math problem as her only homework. She is in love with the only man who has ever treated her well (bacon) and has a slight harry potter obsession. Also, a Emily Green may be inclined to fangirling and outrageously spazy tendencies.
Wow that Emily Green is a rachet girl damn her nerdiness.
Such Emily Green, Wow Math, Doge epicness.
To the wind, to the wall, Emily Green is (once again) at the mall!!!!!
by Cupcake_Queen42 April 15, 2014
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She is nice person (usually a farmer) with amazing hair and a great smile. She will always make you chuckle however if you annoy her, she will get very upset and sad. She is obsessed with cats and loves all types of animals. And is the most trustworthy friend you could ever find.
Emily Green is so amazing
by Emily Greeny January 26, 2019
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Punk ass bitch that literally absorbs souls and feeds on them within the void that she calls a mind. She is scary and definitely chaotic evil, she is probably the least attractive person you’ll come across inside and out.
“Dude I just saw an Emily Kathleen Green!”
“Ewww no oh my god get the pitchforks,”
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