Emih8, otherwise known as "Wikipedia Bitch", is a character from the website and forum PostSecret Community, with the username "antigravity_emily". She originally was born from the pits of Hell, where her vaj was too engrossing of all things dark and perpetually shameless for even the Devil's eyes. Gay men vomit at the thought of her. All gathered information on this beast can be found at the research center of PSCÖ: (PostSecret Community Offensive) forums, especially on the thread, "the name emily".

Not much is known about this wretched beast, but what is known is that no one ever can win an argument with her, for her opinions are always correct and always backed up by Wikipedia.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.