Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.

A catch all word to describe anything that is basic, uncool or untrendy. According to The New York Times, "cheugy (pronounced chew-gee) can be used, broadly, to describe someone who is out of date or trying too hard."

Things that are cheugy:

The New York Times
PT Cruisers
Goldendoodles

Australians

Addison Rae
White people
Billionaires

The person writing this definition

Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play

a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small

A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.

Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.

A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.