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Noun

1. Someone who spends all their time online.

2. Someone who doesn't have any online presence.
Person A: Come on, don't be such an eloser! Put down your iPhone and actually engage in a conversation.
Person B: *sends a text*
Person A: With words. That come out of your mouth. Hello, I'm in the same room as you.

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I love him! He's got this great gig taking people on climbs all over the world. Totally is an ungoogleable eloser, but isn't at all, just kinda private, mysterious, and not into elife.
by amanda boekelheide April 03, 2010
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Apr 26 Word of the Day
1. The default beliefs installed when you were a child.

2. An unexamined position you absorbed from your environment growing up.
I grew up in a conservative home so my factory settings lead me to vote Republican.
I grew up in a liberal home so my factory settings lead me to vote Democrat.
by riemannslost0 February 04, 2020
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Yo, last night my matches on eLoser were totally wack.
by KMGinHtown July 16, 2008
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A loser on the internet. Seriously! An e-loser can't even use slang properly. What a waste
RubyRose: so ya weiss itz likedatt u primpy pestttt
WeissSchnee: Your'e an e-loser, RubyRose
by NeonGold May 28, 2018
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