Tope-Elope Weekend

Also known at a "Topie" weekend happens when anyone working in an office setting schedules either a Friday or Monday off to extend a weekend trip. They will generally schedule this time off as pre-approved Vacation time and then conveniently call in "sick" the day before or day after they are supposed to be back at work to extend their weekend.

Tope-Eloping is enjoyed by those office workers who just don't give a f*ck. More often then not, Tope-Elopers are repeat offenders.

Co-worker 1: "Where is "Amber" today, is she back from her trip?"
Co-worker 2: "Well she took Friday off and said she was going white water rafting this weekend so she probably decided to take a Tope-Elope Weekend...you know...a Topie"

Next day...

"Amber": "Good morning everyone!"
Co-worker 1: "Tope of the morning to YOU Amber!"

by J9B July 11, 2011

National Bully Elop Day

This lit holiday falls on November 1

Rin: Hey did you hear what is coming tomorrow?
Elop: what
Rin: National Bully Elop Day
Elop: NOSSSSSS

by rinnity November 1, 2020

elope

to leave home secretly with someone in order to get married

I have tickets to Vegas for us to elope

by unicorndary October 21, 2017

Elope

When you stretch the girls vagina out to about 1 foot

“Yo I met this girl at the bar one night, then totally eloped later that day!”

by Misha Silenosti April 2, 2019

Elope

To say you're getting eloped but then you tell all your friends to come to your wedding but only via Zoom.

"We are getting eloped would you like to attend via zoom?"

by iobject37 September 7, 2020