84
The lascivious act of hovering over your partner while they are laying down and placing your testicles over their eyes and your shaft on their nose. It is meant to mimic the likeness of the Sesame Street character Elmo.
Keith: How was the office Christmas party?
Ricky: It was boring until I convinced my coworker to come over and I successfully gave her an Elmo.
Keith: My man! I haven't delivered an Elmo in a coon's age.
Ricky: It was boring until I convinced my coworker to come over and I successfully gave her an Elmo.
Keith: My man! I haven't delivered an Elmo in a coon's age.
by Marege Man February 15, 2016
86
A really terrible guy who call me "skippy" and call me gay and I cry because of him and just because I draw really gay stuff but I'm not actually gay because... that wood be gay! I also really don't like that he judged me for drawing Elmo and female Cookie Monster fetish porn. Not that it's like, my fetish or anything. I just like the way it looks when cartoon Elmo gives frick to Cookie Monster as a GIRL!!!
God I hope Elmo doesn't call me gay again for drawing Elmo and Cookie Monster fetish porn to beat myself to with my bros later. That is a false accusation. X3
by Super Infinity Virgin April 04, 2020
89
Slang. Another word for awkward. If you are in an awkward or weird situation or are reflecting on a past situation then you can call it ‘elmo’.
Once I walked all the way through school with toilet paper stuck to my shoe. It was so elmo.
*in an awkward situation*
Well this isn’t elmo at all.
*in an awkward situation*
Well this isn’t elmo at all.
by 3GreenTigers January 24, 2018