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An athletic demi god who was meant to play any sport. Also a ladies man with a big cock some people call him a miracle of god.
by Jac Nishimoto December 13, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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all the cool scene kids spell LJ, el jay. Its a way of refering to livejournal. an online journal where you complain about your life and post a million picture from the top right angle.
d00d did you check out my new el jay layout, its totally the sex, check it out and tell me what you think
by owned June 01, 2004
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Another way to spell LJ or LiveJournal. Do not spell it this way unless you want to look like a complete loser.
my eljay is totally teh awesome!!
by fmith October 24, 2004