The act of being old, sweaty and hairy and still managing to wrap your old wrinkly fingers around a signature move to determine if the lucky creep will be in your dumpster later that night. A pair of dumbo ears are always present in this act and tend to get beat up to a brownish-purply color. If the act is done right, you will be three dudes deep by the end of the night including a T-Bone (Dark colored man).

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