E veryone
L ikes to
F uck
Y ou!

Beautiful inside and out. Generous and always ready to help. Sometimes she’s too nice and gets taken advantage of, but that doesn’t deter her from helping others. She’s been through a lot, but that’s why she’s so understanding of other people’s issues. She’s a great listener and cares dearly about her family. Family is everything. She’s successful in her job, gets what she has set her mind to and...have I mentioned how beautiful she is? She’s a great wife, mother, grandmother and friend. She deserves the world. If you have an Elfi in your life, you’re the luckiest person in the world.

A selfie of an elf.

Ego. Ego. And ego.

Elfi is never wrong.
Dance whenever possible. Wherever possible.

Short for Elphaba, the little-known name of the Wicked Witch of the East in the Wizard of Oz. Used as a nickname for supremely bitchy women, to avoid disclosing their acual name in phone conversations, emails, letters, etc.

The random person you get to take a selfie-style photograph when you can't be bothered or are incapable by virtue of drink, drugs or other inebriants.

1) Nickname of a person with the initials E.L.F. The Y is added for special purposes to notice that the person is not as intelligent.

2) A crazy person with short blonde hair. Who is deeply in love with a boy named Josh.

Note: The name is most said in a sarcastic, high pitch, childish voice.