When smoking a blunt, you post up against a wall and lean over. Your friend will give you a shotty as you slowly rise up. when you reach your destination, your friend will then pat you on the chest and you will cough. Almost an instant stone.
You- yo i'm in position, i hit the close button *leans over against the wall*
Your friend- please stand idly by as the Elevator prepares for takeoff *prepares for shotty*
You- oh shit its coming!
Your Friend- don't be afraid to kiss me, its brotherly love but here ya go!
You -*takes slow hit while rising up, being wary of touching lips cause your self conscious about your sexuality*
Your friend- *punches your chest*
You- *puke* WTF man!!!! *cough cough cough*
Your friend- not my fault you hit the emergency stop button
Your friend- please stand idly by as the Elevator prepares for takeoff *prepares for shotty*
You- oh shit its coming!
Your Friend- don't be afraid to kiss me, its brotherly love but here ya go!
You -*takes slow hit while rising up, being wary of touching lips cause your self conscious about your sexuality*
Your friend- *punches your chest*
You- *puke* WTF man!!!! *cough cough cough*
Your friend- not my fault you hit the emergency stop button
by SixthLeaf September 12, 2010
by pat k July 28, 2006
A chick who is so God damn good looking you get a massive hard on just looking at her with all of her clothes on!
PETER:
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
"Oh my God! Look at that elevator! Don't let Ed see her. He just took some Viagara so he can fuck his wife when he gets home. If he sees her, his cock will explode!"
BOBBY:
"You distract Ed. I have to go to the bathroom. I just creamed my jeans."
by Rock Hardon July 25, 2006
an "elevator" is when you are on XTC and you get on your knees and hyperventilate for thirty seconds (its just taking DEEP breaths in and out) and then you stand up against a wall leaning back against it and you squeeze your neck (or have a friend do it for you) to cut off circulation to your coritid artery....its just a california knockout but when you are "rolling" or on XTC. Have a friend with you though, to make sure you dont fall because you are going to black out for a second. But its CRAZY
I was at a rave "rolling" and i did an "elevator" and when i blacked out i saw crazy cartoons in my head!
by Starchild4eva October 11, 2007
When a man flexes and releases his cremaster muscle (attached to the spermatic cord, that holds your testicles in place), causing his testicles to pull closer to the body, then release, mimicking an elevator stopping at different floors.
The Elevator:
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!
Arnold: Look at Mike doing the old elevator!
Steve: Gonna make a stop on the 3rd floor, buddy?
Mike: Sure am, Going UP!
by Stuntman Mike_420 September 28, 2013
1: So I showed this bitch a picture of lubricant/porn, and asked her to find the easter egg and she was looking for an ACTUAL easter egg..
2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.
2: DAMN! that hoe is elevator stupid man.
by J May 28, 2004
an elevator is when you hyperventilate for ten seconds (its just taking deep breaths) and then have somebody blow you a shottie or just take any hit of marijuana smoke and then they squeeze your neck to cut off circulation to your coritid artery....its just a california knockout but with marijuana smoke in your lungs
by jay dacunha March 22, 2006