A slimy, desperate, perverted old man who seeks younger, more vulnerable mates. A dirty, loser man. The male equivalent of a cougar.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
In nature, elephant seals have harums, in which one alpha male denies all other males access to the group. The non-alpha males are known to chill around the group, waiting to mount any young seal who strays from the pack.
"Ewww, Betty! The elephant seal at 3 o'clock is totally checking you out!"
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
"OMG! Jane is dating a total elephant seal. He's old enough to be her great-grandfather."
by Elephant Seal Awareness July 19, 2009
a fat girl who plays water polo and qualifies as a "polo hoe" and likes 10 different guys named mike
by nicnac215 December 20, 2006
When you are involved in a DP and your balls slam together like a couple of angry elephant seals fighting.
There was no way we were gonna cross swords DP-ing that chick, but a couple angry elephant seals were un-avoidable.
by Christian Battaglia October 29, 2010