A hellhole that nobody likes. Once you see the teachers your like fuckkkkkk my life is about to end

Time to call your parents and tell them your about to be in prison for 10 months
St nicks elementary school
by My moms kitchen October 28, 2019
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Ah shit. Where the fuck do I even begin with this school? For one, you have egirls who are like five thinking they have asses and shit but they really don't. The school's genuine editing is pretty bad, worse then Peter Griffin's 'you have ****' song.

THERE ARE.. So many factors in consideration. Those Duty people are pretty uhh, bad. You could get in trouble for the most bullshit reason. When you're in fourth grade, avoid Ms. I.

is the man named Mr. P. - Don't get me started about him. Homie hated people wearing Backwards Caps, and took them. Man, how the FUCK does Mr. P. have fucking authority like that?? It seems the school staff was desperate for power. It's why I avoided doing risky shit. And when I did, I usually got away with it.

Treated you like a fucking child entirely. Pretty fucking sad. Why treat fucking 4th, 5th, and 6th graders like their 2 year olds? Take them seriously, which they DIDNT do. If you were to walk, just plainly walk to line, you get chastised. They are hellbent on trying to shape you into something you aren't and NOT wanting to be.

What also pisses me off a bit is the fact that they 'help' when you don't need it.

In the end, the schools a 0/10 for me. Sure it looks 'nice' but they are so many factors you needa learn. Most of them are DOUCHEBAGS.
Johnathan: "Yo, what school are you going to after you leave here for sixth?"

Kayden: "Olympic View Elementary School for like a month then homeschooling."

Johnathan: "Good luck, that fucking school's bullshit."
by thuggies wuggies April 13, 2021
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Oak Valley is a elementary school located in Deptford where the kids can't get more goodier. The school is the smallest out of all Deptford schools and its complete ass. The kids pick in their asses hoping to find something and tell their friends to smell it. They wipe their nasty and snot all over the bathroom stalls. They never get cleaned neither. Bugs and other shit can be found in the hallways and shit. You wouldn't want you child going here at all.
Friend: Hey i'm signing my kid up at Oak Valley Elementary School, hbu?
Me: I wouldn't do that if I were you. I wouldn't want my child getting snot on them from taking a shit in the bathroom.
by thebiotchnextdoorr223 June 18, 2019
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2 words for it. HELL. HOLE. Do not send your child here unless you want them to suffer from depression, anxiety, and suicidal thoughts or actions. The place is a mess. Everything is very unorganized and all the staff members will treat you like shit. The new principal hasn’t showed up in like 4 months so the other 900 year old one is still there. I have gone to the school for 10 years and I wish I never did. If you had a dollar for every time I came home crying, wanting to kms, and begging my parents to leave, you would be a millionaire. The place smells like death. There is mold and dust everywhere. The teachers don’t have teaching degrees. The whole place is an asylum. I haven’t learned one valuable lesson from here yet besides the fact that once I graduate I am never coming back. The teachers will assault you, and the people there are bitches. HIGHLY DO NOT RECCOMEND.
Ugh I hate my school so much. Bitch I went to sacred heart elementary school, stfu.

What is the difference between sacred heart elementary school and a living hellhole?

No wonder why she is so dumb, she went to sacred heart elementary school.
by b@ll$@ck January 16, 2019
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A rich, top notch, white majority school in Menlo Park, CA. What most people don't know is that there is a huge problem with fighting there. During my brief stay, I witnessed heads being smashed open with bricks, glasses smashed in fistfights, kids bending eachother's arms backwards around tree trunks. Horrible stuff, and the teachers do nothing to stop it.
A typical day at Oak Knoll Elementary School

Smart Student: Oh hi, I'm new here!

Preppy Kid: Lemme show you around. *beats other student's head in with a brick* Fucking nerd...

Juvenile Delinquent: You suck dick! *twists preppy kid's arm around a tree trunk backwards, breaking it in several places*

Mob of Third Graders: Kill! *all grab large rocks and throw them at people, starting a playground fight*

Teacher 1: What's going on?
Teacher 2: *munches sunflower seeds* Oh, just ten year olds commiting acts of deplorable violence. Want some seeds?
Teacher 1: Do I! *munches seeds and watches as the kids beat the shit out of each other* I hate kids.
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