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Masturbation ending in an electrical orgasm, as semen connects the circuit between an outlet and your dick.

Essentially, you have to masturbate into an electrical socket/outlet and make sure your aim is good.
RJ: Has Pedro been alone in the room all this time?
AM: Yeah. He's probably doing the electric eel.....
CP: When you jack it with your dick in an electrical socket?
TY: Yeah and your jizz connects your body to the electricity so you get a shock.
All: haha he probably is
by miike jones September 08, 2012
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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When a guy, alone in a hotel room, masturbates frantically and just before he busts a nut, puts his penis on the nearest electric outlet and ejaculates into it. He receives a very shocking yet pleasurable electrocution throughout his whole body. Recovery time could take up to 30 minutes.
by 2CHAINZZZ September 09, 2012
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Plugging an extension cord into the wall, splicing the cord, wrapping the cord around your dick and jumping into a pool.
1. Well, I just failed a test that will help me graduate college. I am going to electric eel myself.

2. Person #1 "Hey how did you do on that test?"

Person #2 "How about you play the electric eel game.."
by The Man who did this April 02, 2014
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First, you sit down to take a crap with an electric charge. Your crap is long enough to touch your asshole and water simultaneously, and the static discharges through the crap, giving you a tingly sensation in the butt cheeks.
It was so dry out today that when I pooped, my electric eel made my ass cheek hairs stand on end.
by skier1437 April 16, 2011
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When a man tazes his groin while penetrating a woman (or man) creating a dangerous but satisfying vibrating effect.
Hey John gets out of Jail today, I'm surprised he only served 3 years for giving his girlfriend an electric eel.
by D-Bang February 16, 2016
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The act of rubbing your socks on carpet and then touching your penis on another persons nose in order to give a stactic shock on the nose of the other person.
"Dude take a picture. I'm about to electric eel this guy passed out on the couch."
by PeprSprayYoFace August 05, 2012
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