Masshole driving in New Hampshire: hey look, there are signs for candidates on people's lawns. Is there an election coming up?

New Hampshirite: You're in New Hampshire, so yes, there is an election coming up.
by Granite State November 03, 2009
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a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip
The ere...election was quite exciting.
by perfectionistdevil January 20, 2006
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To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.
Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!
by Mungo Derrick February 04, 2011
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It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....
I got an election ratching jenna jamerson!
by El Papa October 23, 2007
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An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.
Elections suck
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A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...
Person 1: Dude, did you watch the election coverage?
Person 2: No, I thought it would save time if I just sat on a stool and repeatedly hit my dick with a metal ruler.

Person A: Hey, I really think that that candidate is going to represent the people and make an important difference in how the country is run.
Person B: Nurse! Up this man's medication at once! He's delusional.

Person 3: Hey, I'm thinking of running for election.
Person 4: Fuck off and die, leech scum!
by Big Bad Mark January 31, 2005
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