A cultural event indigenous to New Hampshire.

a word you should avoid using at all costs, because of the risk of a freudian slip

To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.

It's what evely asian male gets when watching poino frick....

An event where you have to decide which moron is less braindead and has a slightly less retarded way of saving the world.

Japanese for erection

A kind of legitimised "pick-an-asshole" competition held in certain countries that have democratic tendencies. In this "election", a bunch of worthless bastards who wouldn't know a moral if it kicked them in the nuts and danced around them singing "I'm a moral", lie through their teeth and kiss babies in an effort to suck at the public teat for another 3-4 years. Elections are characterised by weasels sticking their faces in front of cameras on a daily basis, a media frenzy that resembles dropping a steak into a piranha tank, and chronic voter nausea as they are forced to decide yet again between a potential disaster and a proven failure. Luckily, watching elections hasn't made me bitter about them...