A 40 inch retractable penis made out of metal and shit with antennas. Comes with a timer for duration and your choice of ejaculate flavors, and it glows in the dark. Charges with a USB cable, and also syncs to iTunes. Available in mini size.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.