a last/first name that is ugly
a mexican
a black chick
an ugly latina
a short last name

cant be pronounced well
girl mostly

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

an ugly chick who is short and stubby and thinks she is all that

the eljami is known as ham
you eat hm and bread
elajamis are known as latinas who are short and ugly