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The biggest most mexican scab on the earth, the one who takes your last cigarette, drinks your last beer or drives your car with the petrol light on...

The guy who never buys fish and chips, the guy who never shouts anyone a sesh, A.k.a El Moocho
El Moocho: Hey man, I got a mean as craving for a cigarette man, do you have one?
Tom: Dude, you just went through my pack and know I have one lucky left... you fucking scab
by TomTheSex August 07, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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