An absurd phrase that non-Hispanics sometimes utter when they are peeved about something while concurrently somehow believing that regular folks and children won’t be able to understand what they have said.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed

A goofball lawbreaker loved by many who repeatedly comes back into the U.S. each and every time he is deported back to Mexico:

When something is completely and utterly fucked.