Urban Dictionary: ejs

Shortened from Ejaculate, is another word for jizz(ing)

Girl: ...and then he just EJed on my face!!

by some_random_girl June 28, 2009

a fab cousin
or
anyone who knows how to throw a splendish par-tay

yay!!!!!! ej's comin' to visit! let's get out the champagne!

by fuckthat December 01, 2003

Look! There goes Ej tryin to sing punk rawk again!

by hottah July 15, 2004

Me and my girlfriend caught my father attempting to EJ my mother

by MrMondayNite June 03, 2014

Has A Small Penis But Is Very Fortunate Because He is a Ladys Man

EJ Can Be A

by EJ903951 November 12, 2016

Eskimo Job, like a handjob but with more ice

Guy 1: Whats the best thing about outdoor sex when its snowing?
Guy 2: The relative humidity?
Guy 1: Nope, EJ's!
Guy 2: Yeah!
*gratuitous high five*

by logicalzoombini April 19, 2010

a quote from EJ "Dude, rap f***ing blows!"

by Gus Teh Great July 16, 2004