Urban Dictionary: ejerkulate

To ejaculate with such force that your entire body jerks uncontrollably for a split second.

Bob ejerkulated after not touching his wang for an entire week.

by Germankid January 03, 2016

v. 1To ejaculate while jerking off.
2. n. to masturbate a dead cow

After stroking his penis for 12 minutes Paul ejerkulated.

Bill had a fetish for cows so he ejerkulated Bessy.

by madcowworld.com April 20, 2003

A slang term for masturbation, or "ejaculating". Created by famous porn star and pimp, Joseph Savage.

"Yo I just ejerkulated all over Christie Cali's cat"

by Rimjob February 02, 2004

by milfmaster February 07, 2009

Guy 1: Dude I was totally cumming but I kept spanking it whats that called again?
Guy 2: Ejerkulating, you fucking idiot!

by Butty! September 25, 2009

the term for when you come much faster than you had anticipated while masturbating.

Man: Damn, I came right after i turned on the porno... I have a problem with premature ejerkulation

by BGSG March 03, 2009

A thing in which a person may become a douchebag before his/her time.