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You are trying to do the tik tok trend where you take the first and last letter of your name away. Your trying to see how cool your new name is and your name is Keira.
"my new name is eir"
"eir is my new cool name"
by Molly002 June 22, 2020
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May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Was a bad bitch, Is a bad bitch, and will forever be a bad bitch😘
Y’all it’s eir the BADDEST🥰
by Your mamas boyfriend z May 31, 2020
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Is the moat beautiful girl in the world and sometimes is a bitch but so Smart
Look she is eir!!! She is the best , I want to be her
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Eir is an extraordianry name. She is a kikgod and a heartbreaker. Eir is a person that actually have bad selfconfident, but all the people around her thinks she is is beautiful. When you first meet her, she is maybe a little shy, but when you know her, she is the most funny girl you have ever met with a heart of gold. A talented and open minded girl, but with an issue with finding the right guy is an Eir. If you get her to like you, you are extremely lucky because she have clear lines. She is open to everyone and you will love her and her laughter from the first time. It is positive to be an Eir. Tell her a secret and she kreeps it forever, talk to her about something diffocult and she will give you the best advice. She is a girl you want and that everyone should have in their life.
Oh! You’re an Eir? Well you are lucky.
You are so Nice to me! Are you an Eir?
by Xxxxbigdick October 21, 2019
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that one girl in school who guessed a question then got it right.
person: oh she’s just stupid

other person: ikr
eir: watch me. (inside head: oh no i forgot i’m a stupid pig what do i do.)
by idontknowhub May 31, 2020
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a whore who can’t get a boyfriend, usually a brunette with big boobs.
Looks she’s an eir!
by kbaby May 28, 2020
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