An Ex I'd Like To Fuck
Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.
by The Hill August 29, 2007
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Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"
by Cbiwolfe July 27, 2006
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Florian: Dayum, Alissa White-Gluz is one hellofa fine emo.

Megan: One might say she's an EILF...

Florian: Yes, one might if they were as brilliant and clever as you. You know what YOU are Megan? A Megan I'd like to fuck, no THE Megan I'd like to fuck.
by GuesWho7767587 April 27, 2009
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guy 1: dam that's one hot Ewok

guy 2: Dude that's a Eilf
by jobflobadobYob December 01, 2010
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Acronym for Exam I'd like to Flunk
Used when you just know you're about to fail and give up on that one test.
That's one fine ass eilf
by MICDROPS December 05, 2020
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