when your masturbating and can't quite get there, because your penis "itches"

which is similar to but not directly related to ( Itchassness)

AND :

directly related to an (itch)

or are you are just a chad

who often fails to get a chance to (TISF)

(tickle suckle instantly fuck) on a often basis

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods