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Jerk off next to your sleeping girlfriend and blow your load in her bellybutton and let it dry up over night
My girlfriend was asleep when I got home last night, i tried to wake her up, she pushed me away so I gave her an egyptian mud puddle.
by BigDHill August 15, 2015
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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