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The act where a man sticks the male penis into the open and ready vagina in an attempt to find what she previously put inside to try and take out with the penis. The male must jiggle the penis around inside of the girl to search for the object.
Yesterday, Jane stuck the remote up her vagina so she called her brother George to perform egorecticence to attempt to remove it.
by Jerk Off Jack February 24, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018