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flirting with randomn hoes in order to show youre a boss capable of gettin any ass you want, but not actually hooking up with them.
Nils: "yo what are you doing nils stop talking to those girls remember you have a girlfriend!"
Malte : "don't worry brahh, it's just for egopush.."
Malte : "don't worry brahh, it's just for egopush.."
by bossoner November 21, 2011
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018