a dumb ass person who is shaped like a egg
yo stop touching my girl you eggtard
by Shan B January 19, 2017
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when a white kid decides to shave his head during quarantine with his friends and ends up looking like humpty dumpty getting no bitches
Friend 1: Hey bro! you see Grant?

Friend 2: Yeah bro! he shaved his head and is eggtarded now! shits crazy bro
by XxMaxWeaselsxX July 26, 2020
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