To beat someones ass chinese style.

The type of battle you would fear if Lee Wung Chow Nong was involved.

A chinese with a small eggroll penis

An extremely fast drumroll across the snare and toms; like a blur of sound as opposed to distinct beats. Best performed by an egg-shaped drummer with straight arms can not bend much due to the large body mass.

Someone who is a professional carnie; in turn, smelling like cabbage. For all carnies smell of cabbage. Or someone with small hands who may be hinding a carnie past.

Root: One of Austin Powers two fears - "Carnies. Small hands...smell like cabbage."

Used primarly North of North Birmingham.

An eggroll is when you are talking to someone, and the second you say goodbye and they turn around, you get a huge eyeful of NECK FAT!!!! Shaped in eggroll form. Usually found in fat black men.

The process of cracking an egg into the vagina, and proceeding to fuck it until it’s scrambled.

A Chinese person's penis