Eggy

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Eggy is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Eggy is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Eggy is the most handsome man to ever exist. Eggy can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Eggy is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Eggy. Eggy does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Eggy, Eggy

"Eggy may be a weeb, but i love him"

"will you have sex with me eggy?"

"eggy makes me squirt so much"

"eggy is so good at sexy and he's extremely sexy, rich and handsome and also handsome and swag and famous and funny and also handsome"

by redditcumbox November 21, 2021

eggy

A VERY bad smell - usually like eggs.

Nathaniel Banks - ENGLAND

by Monkeyseat July 28, 2004

eggy

when you want to say something is tokhmi, like in farsi, but you'd rather not say it in front of persian elders, you use the word eggy to get the meaning across, without having to use the actual term and get in trouble with your parents.

haha we just came back from being down 6 hands to 2 and beat you guys in hokm, kheyli eggy bordeem :)

by eggyroom January 23, 2010

eggy

A fart that smells wrank

"Man! Who's dropped an eggy?! That is reisty!"

by No Cola December 15, 2003

eggy

eggy³

- extremely new; fresh; young;
- a very young girl (chick) who is not sexually developed;
- a very young girl who has just begun the very first stage of puberty.

You can't date her, she's too eggy for you! You shouldn't even be looking at her, you're a senior!

by Whats_In_It_For_Me March 12, 2012

eggies

meaning small balls

"Man dood, you got a baby dick!"
"Fuck you, you got eggies."

by smokey nagata December 18, 2008

Eggie

A person with many fat chin rolls and loves to stuff their face with scrambled, sunny side up, and deviled eggs. They get egg bits all over their suspenders as well.

Carley: "lets sing the eggie song!"

Herbert: " Scrambled and hard boiled!"

Carley: "sunny side up n deviled!"

Together: Put em all together and they make...EGGS!!"

by Crambode July 26, 2006