Typically described as a full on male nerd who fully believes that the introduction and then subsequent removal of his sexual attentions from a woman's life can destroy her very existence. Confident in his extraordinary bedroom prowess, he can be characterised by his awkward dress sense, many female "just" friends, short stature and his extensive collection of PC gaming paraphenalia. Often balding, this man wears spectacles and declares himself an athiest. Is likely to have pronounced his love to many women, directly followed by a knowing look and the phrase "I'd only hurt you." This belief is based on real experience or an impressive intellectual architecture of movie plots sublimated over many years of saturday nights at home.
Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Stock phrases include "Trust me, I'm a dick", "No, Modern Warfare on the PC is way better" and "Sure mum, I'll zip you up".
Me: Oh god, its eggbert again.
Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):
Bye mum!
(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
Eggbert (Getting off back of Motorbike, behind driver):
Bye mum!
(Driver Waves, adjusts woolen coat and drives away)
by notimenomoney May 2, 2010
some1 that possess very irritating qualities such as annoying speech impedements, hyperactiveness and has a head shaped roughly like an egg. You will usually discover the urge to beat the shit of an eggbert while they talk complete bullshit out of their eggbertius head.
by robertochaun May 15, 2005
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by Crixxx March 1, 2008
'My new eggbert is so adorable!"
by Saraa May 21, 2006
Friend: “dude, It’s so cold outside, I can’t feel my hands”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”
You: “seems like you need an eggbertion”
by Yich December 19, 2019
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