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The first time my girfriend and I were intimate, she looked at me naked and said "Egad! You DO have lubricant, right?"
by talk2me-JCH March 11, 2021
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May 1 Word of the Day
When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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An exclamation used when extremely surprised, excited or horrified. Is always followed by an exclamation point when written out.
Egads! That guy should do something about his brambles.
by mustang October 13, 2003
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A common exclamation, abbreviated from phrases such as "Ye gods!".
"Egads, man! Put some trousers on!"
by Squiggle April 24, 2005
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Egad is a morphed form of egads.

Egads used to mean "ye gods" and now is more closely linked to "OMG" or "oh god"; Some people think there is only one god, so egad has evolved to express that idea. At the heart of it is the notion that god is a trickster who screws with us.

We use it to say that something severely messed up has just happened.
Egad--my computer crashed and I lost all my work. Again.
by blacksheepunite July 10, 2009
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Something you say when your roast is ruined.
Egads! My Roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking?
*Chuckles* Delightfully devilish Seymor.
by AuroraBorialis April 18, 2018
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An interjection or exclimation, usually due to surprise. Sometimes said by the eldery folks.
Egad! There is pudding all over the floor!
by NF May 27, 2005
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