My friend, boltok the rapist could not get into medical school in Canada or the US so he's taking an eduvacation in St. Kitts where they have a "medical school" in the middle of a resort.

A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"

"Wa wa wee wa!"

I didn't like my program of study, and I didn't have anything else that I'd rather take. So I'm going to take an eduvacation until I find something worth going to school for.