A dirty Edmund is when 3 or more gay guys are in a row having sex with each other each inside the others ass while the rear jerks off the front man and and front man has a finger in the rear mans ass.

Is a fat kid who lives ina bumgalow and sweats on games such as minecraft and rocket league. His mum is also a man and went out with a gay guy called jimmy

The king edmund school also known as KES

Is a shitty british school where the kids are assholes and give me and many other anxiety etc
The teachers don’t do shit about bullying and care more about my skirt length
Please do not come close to this hell hole
Please if you come in contact with a Kesbian

RUN, FAR AWAY

founded in the 1200s it is oxford's oldest acadmic establishment and probably the best college in oxford. More commonly known as teddy hall or the banter college, it is famed for it's many sporting and dramatic successes (rather than it's few academic ones), and will be found dominating the dancefloor everynight across oxford, recognisable by chants of teddy teddy teddy hall hall hall.

ex teddies include al murray (pub landlord) stewart lee and tery jones

Bury st edmunds is the lovely flower arranging town in which chav's hang out, outside and the bus station thinking they are solid, and the fit girls with abnormally large foreheads.

A British school filled with so many white people you’d think god cummed on it
Not allowed to get haircuts or even sneeze In class without getting an hour detention

It is a place filled with loads of nonces such as Mr deeley and Mr Osborne and if you refuse to let them fiddle you they will give you an hour detention p.s miss heggie is fat