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Edmund is a boy who was rejected at birth by his biological mother and father, when they saw how small his penis was they immedietly ran out of the hospital shouting; "fuck this shit im out"
They were never seen again, Edmund has recently been adopted by two 70 year old men who are sexually attracted and sexually active with young boys, Edmund was sick of living on the streets so he took this opportunity immediately.
Edmund was born with such a small penis that he is afraid of even the slightest chance that anyone could see it, which is why in P.E he always gets changed in the toilets so that his big secret couldn't be revealed.
An interesting fact about Edmund is that he has no sexuality, but we think he is a lesbian, he doesn't tell us what his sexuality is, but we know! He is a natural lesbian.
They were never seen again, Edmund has recently been adopted by two 70 year old men who are sexually attracted and sexually active with young boys, Edmund was sick of living on the streets so he took this opportunity immediately.
Edmund was born with such a small penis that he is afraid of even the slightest chance that anyone could see it, which is why in P.E he always gets changed in the toilets so that his big secret couldn't be revealed.
An interesting fact about Edmund is that he has no sexuality, but we think he is a lesbian, he doesn't tell us what his sexuality is, but we know! He is a natural lesbian.
by I_speak_nothing_but_the_truth December 06, 2019