Eddie Bear Noun
An Eddie Bear is someone who is named Edward/Ed/Eddie. An Eddie Bear is the most amazing person in the world. He will treat you with love and kindness. He will make you feel like a queen. No one can compare to an Eddie Bear. He will most likely call you his 'Honey Bunches of Oats'.He is a little broken but he is perfect. He understands and helps you through anything. Even Cancer. If you ever get an Eddie Bear be sure to love him because he's a keeper. I love you my Eddie Bear.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

a pet name used to describe a thicc boy who is kind of dumb and childish but hot and good at sex