Total eclipse is a low rent production of brat. Starring Mackenzie Ziegler. The actors are just overrated kids acting too old for their age.
Total eclipse is dumb
by Lalallalalalaa July 02, 2018
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When tucking ones penis between the legs, and one achieves an erection, causing said hard penis to poke at the anus of said tucker, creating a condition known as a boner eclipse.

See also fuck your ass.
Bill: I got a boner eclipse the other day.

John: What the hell is a boner eclipse?

Bill: Where your dick goes so far up your ass it turns into a boner eclipse.
by Boner Jammer September 05, 2008
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The act of smearing one's privates with peanut butter with hopes that a dog, cat or other domesticated pet will retrieve some jelly and bread to make a sandwich with it.
Once upon a time I was falling in love
But now I'm only falling apart
Nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart
Once upon a time there was light in my life
But now there's only love in the dark
Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart
by Johnny Eightball June 10, 2004
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An event where the moon completely overlaps the sun. Also known as a "blood moon" for turning bright golden red, if seen during night.
Paul: Hey! Did you see the total solar eclipse yesterday?
Ron: Naw man, I missed it. Was too busy watching some dick-tricklers for a couple of hours, I didn't notice it.
by Smith dux Wurd August 16, 2017
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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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2: an eclipse where in which, the waterbenders will become way too OP; (otherwise known as, run for your life)
The super flower blood moon eclipse gives waterbenders even more power than a full moon!
by That_One_Aveen May 27, 2021
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A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This requires dozens of Shinobi and huge amounts of chakra.
by Zach7512 May 26, 2021
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