What Bill Oddie says when a normal person would say 'fuck me rigid' or words to that effect.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.

1. An ancient Lancastrian martial art with heavy emphasis on the use of a black pudding as weaponry. Actually created by The Goodies as a spoof of the many forms of martial art that were doing the rounds in the seventies.