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e-cite: to pass something off as genuine knowledge or understanding or research by quickly googling it.
Sam: what is Vatican Roulette?

(Jamie quickly goes to a corner with his blackberry and returns in a minute)

Jamie: dude, dont you know? Ats another name for the rhythm method of birth control.

Sam: dude, u didnt know that u just ecited it, u fukr!
by Ultracrazy February 02, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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