A deadly disease that claims 90% of the lives it infects; Instead of being taken seriously it has become rapidly popular. The excuse for everything is Ebola. Ge your lives together.
"She is in the CDC with ebola.. I will pray for her family."
*Late for school/work*
*Walks in and coughs*
*Everybody* "EBOLA!!"
Employer/teacher "Why were you late?"
"Ebola.. That's why."
*Late for school/work*
*Walks in and coughs*
*Everybody* "EBOLA!!"
Employer/teacher "Why were you late?"
"Ebola.. That's why."
by Sissa83101 December 25, 2014
by Omg_u_Ok_gyal February 04, 2018
Ebola is a rare and deadly disease caused by infection with a strain of Ebola virus. The 2014 Ebola epidemic is the largest in history, affecting multiple countries in West Africa. The risk of an Ebola outbreak affecting multiple people in the U.S. is very low.
Ebola is spread through direct contact with blood and body fluids of a person infected by and already showing symptoms of Ebola. Ebola is not spread through the air, water, food, or mosquitoes.
Ebola is spread through direct contact with blood and body fluids of a person infected by and already showing symptoms of Ebola. Ebola is not spread through the air, water, food, or mosquitoes.
by Sly2001 November 12, 2014
Level 4 pathogen that the world, mostly ignorant people, are stressing over way too much. The influenza virus is 20 times more dangerous and is easier to catch. You are more likely to witness an obese woman fall from a roller coaster before you catch Ebola.
Retard1: Hey you should be careful, aren't you afraid of getting Ebola?
Educated person: No you fucktard.
Educated person: No you fucktard.
by kyle_kaotic October 14, 2014
A disease outbreak in West Africa that withheld our attention for a while. Somtimes used sarcastically but severely serious.
by CoolGal1313 January 17, 2015
Friend 1: Did you hear about that Ebola virus?
Friend 2: I know, all of america won't calm the hell down about it. Must not know the definition.
Friend 2: I know, all of america won't calm the hell down about it. Must not know the definition.
by fatyg5 November 06, 2014
by Omg_u_Ok_gyal February 04, 2018