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The act of spending time browsing online auctions, often with no intention of actually bidding.
Bettie's staying home tonight. She just wants to ebaysturbate.
by HHWB May 02, 2011
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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